Aug 15

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NYC’s Eli Escobar applies his deft touch to re-editing the Jackson 5 classic, “What You Don’t Know” from the Dancing Machine / Moving Violation album. The result is danger.

Besides this gem, his latest exploit is teaming up with Diplo to form the Boogie Down Bottle Nose Dolphins for Hollertronix #7.

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Aug 15

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Michael Vick, facing federal charges related to his alleged participation in dogfighting, has been hit with a “$63,000,000,000 billion dollar” lawsuit according to Fox News. A South Carolina inmate filed a complaint against Vick alleging: “Theft and Abuse of My Animals”, that Vick “subjected [the plantiff] to microwave testing” and “stole [the plaintiff’s] identity from his coat” for the purpose of opening charge accounts at Petsmart and Doggie Warehouse.• Click here to read the filing against Vick.(pdf)

Jonathan Lee Riches (the Plaintiff) alleges that Vick stole two white mixed pit bull dogs from his home in Holiday, Fla., and used them for dogfighting operations in Richmond, Va. The complaint goes on to allege that Vick sold the dogs on eBay and “used the proceeds to purchase missiles from the Iran government.”

The complaint further alleges that Vick needed missiles because he pledged allegiance to Al Qaeda in February of this year.

Riches wants $63 billion dollars “backed by gold and silver “ delivered to the front gates of the Williamsburg Federal Correctional facility in South Carolina by “UPS”. Riches is an inmate at the facility serving out a wire fraud conviction.

Parting Shot:

  • U.S. District Court, Virginia. Civil Filing Fee - $350
  • 2 Fighting, mixed breed pit bulls - $20,000
  • Damages for “microwave testing”, “dashing hopes” and “theft of my animals” - $63,000,000,000
  • Ability to frivolously sue famous people while serving time for fraud - Priceless!
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Aug 15

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My personal blog will be up and running soon. Please be patient while we get our house in order. In the interim, wanted you guys to catch this photo of the future all-time rushing leader of the University of Tennessee.

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