Mar 08
This might be the hottest new show on TV!!!
Sep 30
Andy Samberg professes his undying love for Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.
Sep 07
Kyla Ebbert (above) was removed from a Southwest Airlines flight because the outfit you see was deemed “inappropriate” by an airline manager. After a debate, she was allowed to reboard the flight, but only on the condition that she fly with a blanket over her legs for the entire flight. Look at how short that skirt is. The shame!
Below, is a nationally televised commercial from the very same Southwest Airlines that provides interesting insight on what an ‘appropriate’ hemline looks like (catch the last 2 seconds).
* Update: Southwest Apologizes
Sep 06
Sorry that I’ve been away a couple of days, work has kept me a busy boy. But hey, when you come across something this funny, you have to take a minute and share.
Watch this quicky before the Barney people demand its taken down! Whoever made this is a sick individual.
Sep 01
For the first time in the history of college football, a ranked Division 1-A team, #5 Michigan lost to a Division 1-AA school, Appalachian State. Widely considered to be a contender for the National Championship, (prior to tonight’s loss) Michigan actually paid Appalachian State $400,000 to come to Ann Arbor and hand them the most embarrassing loss in the history of college football.
The game was considered so lopsided that Vegas odds makers would not even take bets on Appalachian State. That Appalachian State would loose was considered a forgone conclusion and absolute certainty.
Underdogs rejoice!
How, you ask, could a tiny Division 1-AA school beat Michigan? Well, because they’re HOT, HOT, HOT! (the video is essential)
Aug 15
Michael Vick, facing federal charges related to his alleged participation in dogfighting, has been hit with a “$63,000,000,000 billion dollar” lawsuit according to Fox News. A South Carolina inmate filed a complaint against Vick alleging: “Theft and Abuse of My Animals”, that Vick “subjected [the plantiff] to microwave testing” and “stole [the plaintiff’s] identity from his coat” for the purpose of opening charge accounts at Petsmart and Doggie Warehouse.• Click here to read the filing against Vick.(pdf)
Jonathan Lee Riches (the Plaintiff) alleges that Vick stole two white mixed pit bull dogs from his home in Holiday, Fla., and used them for dogfighting operations in Richmond, Va. The complaint goes on to allege that Vick sold the dogs on eBay and “used the proceeds to purchase missiles from the Iran government.”
The complaint further alleges that Vick needed missiles because he pledged allegiance to Al Qaeda in February of this year.
Riches wants $63 billion dollars “backed by gold and silver “ delivered to the front gates of the Williamsburg Federal Correctional facility in South Carolina by “UPS”. Riches is an inmate at the facility serving out a wire fraud conviction.
Parting Shot:
- U.S. District Court, Virginia. Civil Filing Fee - $350
- 2 Fighting, mixed breed pit bulls - $20,000
- Damages for “microwave testing”, “dashing hopes” and “theft of my animals” - $63,000,000,000
- Ability to frivolously sue famous people while serving time for fraud - Priceless!
what do you think