Michael Vick, facing federal charges related to his alleged participation in dogfighting, has been hit with a “$63,000,000,000 billion dollar” lawsuit according to Fox News. A South Carolina inmate filed a complaint against Vick alleging: “Theft and Abuse of My Animals”, that Vick “subjected [the plantiff] to microwave testing” and “stole [the plaintiff’s] identity from his coat” for the purpose of opening charge accounts at Petsmart and Doggie Warehouse.• Click here to read the filing against Vick.(pdf)
Jonathan Lee Riches (the Plaintiff) alleges that Vick stole two white mixed pit bull dogs from his home in Holiday, Fla., and used them for dogfighting operations in Richmond, Va. The complaint goes on to allege that Vick sold the dogs on eBay and “used the proceeds to purchase missiles from the Iran government.”
The complaint further alleges that Vick needed missiles because he pledged allegiance to Al Qaeda in February of this year.
Riches wants $63 billion dollars “backed by gold and silver “ delivered to the front gates of the Williamsburg Federal Correctional facility in South Carolina by “UPS”. Riches is an inmate at the facility serving out a wire fraud conviction.
Parting Shot:
- U.S. District Court, Virginia. Civil Filing Fee - $350
- 2 Fighting, mixed breed pit bulls - $20,000
- Damages for “microwave testing”, “dashing hopes” and “theft of my animals” - $63,000,000,000
- Ability to frivolously sue famous people while serving time for fraud - Priceless!
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August 21st, 2007 at 3:26 pm
What an idiot….whatever happened to the days when athletes had a little class. I miss the old days of Mean Joe Green, Refrigerator Perry, Tony Dorsett, Magic Johnson, Kareem, Dr. J., etc. You never hear about any kind of retarded shit like them fighting dogs to the death. The abuse the hell out of those dogs until the day they are fighting. Someone should sick 2 pit bulls on Michael Vick while he is naked, with a couple of pork chops taped to his ass and an Oscar Meyer taped to his weiner. Meanhwile, a nice dog whistle glued to this lips would top it off. =)
August 21st, 2007 at 4:17 pm
Tell me how you really feel about it